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export default {
onScience: `
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( Once, when the secrets of science were )
( the jealously guarded property of a )
( small priesthood, the common man had no )
( hope of mastering their arcane )
( complexities. Years of study in musty )
( classrooms were prerequisite to )
( obtaining even a dim, incoherent )
( knowledge of science. )
( )
( Today all that has changed: a dim, )
( incoherent knowledge of science is )
( available to anyone. )
( )
( -- Tom Weller, "Science Made Stupid" )
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o ^__^
o (oo)\\_______
(__)\\ )\\/\\
||----w |
|| ||`
}