249 lines
6.5 KiB
JavaScript
249 lines
6.5 KiB
JavaScript
export default [
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{
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title: "Pop Tart Flavor Memes",
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description:
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"One day, almost certainly when I ought to have been doing something more important, I discovered a meme format featuring Pop Tart boxes edited to have outlandish flavors on the packaging. Naturally, I had to collect as many as I could find. Here's what I've got:",
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synopsis: "Some very unusual Pop Tart flavors…",
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url: "/img/gallery/poptarts/",
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date: new Date("November 26, 2024"),
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galleryImage: "pop_tart_flavor_2.webp",
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galleryImageAlt: "",
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pictures: [
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{
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title: "Frosted New England Clam Chowder",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_1.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted New England Clam Chowder",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Tree Bark",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_2.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Tree Bark",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Boot Leather",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_3.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Boot Leather",
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caption: "I've dropped this bad boy on a twitter thread or two.",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Kermit",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_4.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Kermit",
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caption: "Is it worth it?",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Bare Chest",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_5.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Bare Chest",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Lysol Wipes",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_6.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Lysol Wipes",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Mine Tarts",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_7.webp",
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altText: "Minecraft Frosted Grass Block",
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thumbAltText: "Minecraft Frosted Grass Block",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Earth Worms",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_8.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Earth Worms",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Ground Beef",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_9.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Ground Beef",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Black Coffee",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_10.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Black Coffee",
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caption: "Unironically: I'd eat this.",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Gasoline",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_11.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Gasoline",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Tide Pods",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_12.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Tide Pods",
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caption: `I once saw a lady drop a container of Tide Pods in the supermarket; without thinking I blurted out: "Oop, five second rule!" and didn't even get a laugh. Brutal.`,
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Hot Dog Water",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_13.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Hot Dog Water",
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caption:
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"Frankly, I'd sooner have the frosted lysol wipe Pop Tarts. 🤮",
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},
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{
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title: "NY Style Sewer Rat",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_14.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "NY Style Sewer Rat",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Caviar",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_15.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Caviar",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Elmer's Glue",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_16.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Elmer's Glue",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Crusty!",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_17.webp",
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altText: "Crusty! Cement Flavor",
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thumbAltText: "Crusty! Cement Flavor",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Nuclear Waste",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_18.webp",
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altText: "Frosted Nuclear Waste: Made with real waste!",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Nuclear Waste: Made with real waste!",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Beans",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_19.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Beans",
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caption: "I'd give it a shot.",
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},
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{
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title: "Shower Pack",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_20.webp",
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altText:
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"Shower Pack, 3 in 1 formula! Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.",
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thumbAltText:
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"Shower Pack, 3 in 1 formula! Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Limited Edition",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_21.webp",
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altText: "Limited Edition: Just the Crust",
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thumbAltText: "Limited Edition: Just the Crust",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted McDonald's Sprite",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_22.webp",
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altText: "Frosted",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Fresh Cut Grass",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_23.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Fresh Cut Grass",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Windex",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_24.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Windex",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Popcorn Ceiling",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_25.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Popcorn Ceiling",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Sharkboy & Lavagirl",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_26.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Sharkboy & Lavagirl",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted The Sun",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_27.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted The Sun",
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caption: "I don't know why, but I feel like these would be delicious.",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Axe",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_28.webp",
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altText: "Frosted Axe body Spray",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Axe body Spray",
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caption: "I would simply die.",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Miracle Whip",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_29.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Miracle Whip",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Water",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_30.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Water",
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caption: "I'd give it a shot.",
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},
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{
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title: "Encrusted",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_31.webp",
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altText: "Encrusted Play-Doh",
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thumbAltText: "Encrusted Play-Doh",
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caption: "They'd smell delicious at least.",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Aluminum Foil",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_32.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Aluminum Foil",
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caption: "",
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},
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{
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title: "Frosted Orange Juice and Toothpaste",
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filename: "pop_tart_flavor_33.webp",
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altText: "",
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thumbAltText: "Frosted Orange Juice and Toothpaste",
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caption: "Honestly, this may be the worst of them all.",
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},
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],
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},
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];
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