--- title: "How Much of a Linux Nerd are You?" description: "A quiz to find out how much of a Linux (or should I say GNU/Linux) nerd you are." date: 2025-02-02 imageURL: "/img/Tux.svg" imageAlt: "Tux the penguin." consequences: - title: "Why are you here?" points: 0 spiel: "Look, I don't know how you found yourself here, but I think your time might be better spent elsewhere!" image: "/img/lost.gif" imageAlt: "An animated GIF of Cookie Monster looking around in a confused manner and scratching his head." - title: "You're a beginner" points: 30 spiel: "You know a couple things, but you're still just getting started on your Linux journey." image: "/img/noob.gif" imageAlt: "An animated GIF calling you a noob." - title: "Linux user detected" points: 60 spiel: "You are a bona fide Linux user." image: "/img/tuxfall.gif" imageAlt: "An animated GIF of a gelatinous Tux falling from the sky and landing with a jiggle." - title: "You're a Linux pro" points: 90 spiel: "You ain't scared of the terminal." image: "/img/matrix.gif" imageAlt: "An animated GIF of letters falling on a black screen, matrix style." - title: "Certified Linux nerd" points: 120 spiel: "Fire up some tendies in celebration, because you are a certified Linux nerd. Frankly, I'm surprised you turned on JavaScript in your browser to complete this quiz!" image: "/img/tendies.gif" imageAlt: "An animated GIF of Post Malone eating tendies." - title: "Linus… is that you?" points: 150 spiel: "Either you looked at the source code for this page, or you are a GNU/Linux god." image: "/img/linus.gif" imageAlt: "An animated GIF of Linus Torvalds speaking and flipping off the camera." questions: - title: "What is a kernel?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Some sort of seed or pit." points: 0 - name: "The part of an operating system that bridges software and hardware." points: 5 - name: "A piece of software that controls the desktop environment." points: 0 - name: "…another free component of a fully functioning GNU system…" points: 10 - title: "Which desktop environment is known for its unique workflow and consistent appearance?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "GNOME" points: 5 - name: "KDE" points: 0 - name: "Cinnamon" points: 0 - name: "Xfce" points: 0 - title: "Which distro might someone use, BTW?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Debian" points: 0 - name: "openSUSE" points: 0 - name: "Fedora" points: 0 - name: "Arch" points: 5 - title: "Which utensil does :(){ :|:& };: bring to mind?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "A Chopstick" points: 0 - name: "A Fork" points: 5 - name: "A Spoon" points: 0 - name: "A Knife" points: 0 - title: "Which of the following distros accidentally launched a DDOS attack on an upstream repo?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Garuda" points: 0 - name: "Nix" points: 0 - name: "Vanilla OS" points: 0 - name: "Manjaro" points: 5 - title: "Complete the sequence: sudo rm -rf" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "/" points: 5 - name: "*.jpg" points: 0 - name: "/dev/sda" points: 0 - name: "--no-preserve-root /" points: 10 - name: "*/." points: 0 - title: "What is your favorite package format?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Bubble wrap" points: 0 - name: "Snap" points: -5 - name: "Flatpak" points: 5 - name: "Native Packages" points: 10 - name: "AppImage" points: 5 - name: "Piping install scripts from GitHub to bash" points: 0 - title: "Desktop environment or window manager?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Desktop environment" points: 0 - name: "Window manager" points: 5 - name: "Both are bloat" points: 10 - title: "From memory, use the tar command to create a compressed tarball. Did you succeed?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Yes" points: 5 - name: "No" points: 0 - title: "Which command will make a train roll across your terminal?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "sudo rm -rf /*" points: 0 - name: "dd if=/dev/zero bs=10G count=10000 | bzip2 -c > train.bz2" points: 0 - name: ":(){ :|:& };:" points: 0 - name: "sl" points: 5 - title: "Which of the following commands will successfully exit Vim?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "ctrl+q" points: 0 - name: "exit" points: 0 - name: ":wq!" points: 5 - name: ":qv" points: 0 - title: "SystemD is…" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "A suite of basic building blocks for a Linux system" points: 5 - name: "A backup in case your Windows dual-boot eats your Linux install." points: 0 - name: "A utility to mount external drives." points: 0 - name: "Bloat" points: 10 - title: "Choose your favorite musical instrument:" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "🎸" points: 0 - name: "🎷" points: 0 - name: "GRUB" points: 10 - name: "🎻" points: 0 - title: "…won't be big and professional like…?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "GNU" points: 5 - name: "Unix" points: 0 - name: "Windows Vista" points: 0 - name: "TempleOS" points: 0 - title: "Which would NOT be a fun surprise for Richard Stallman?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Buying a parrot" points: 5 - name: "A room temperature of 71℉" points: 0 - name: "Helping him cross the street" points: 5 - name: "A nice dinner with less than four people total" points: 0 - title: "What did Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer call GNU/Linux?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "A cancer" points: 5 - name: "An amateur effort" points: 0 - name: "Delightful" points: 0 - name: "Bloat" points: 0 - title: "What is your favorite animal?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "🦊" points: 10 - name: "🐧" points: 5 - name: "🐢" points: 0 - name: "🪱" points: 0 - title: "Which distro is named after a husband and wife?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "Trisquel" points: 0 - name: "Manjaro" points: 0 - name: "Ubuntu" points: 0 - name: "Debian" points: 5 - title: "Best package to install on a fresh Linux installation?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "XZ 5.6.0" points: 20 - name: "Inkscape" points: 5 - name: "Timeshift" points: 10 - name: "Photoshop" points: -5 - title: "Which game console had an official Linux distro that users could buy and install?" image: imageAlt: imageCaption: answers: - name: "PlayStation 2" points: 5 - name: "Nintendo 64" points: 0 - name: "Nintendo Wii" points: 0 - name: "Xbox 360" points: 0 --- Are you *k*onfident in your KDE knowledge? Have you joined us now, shared the software, and spread the good *gn*ews about your newfound freedom? Do you find it *awk*ward when people use proprietary software? No more *Stall*ing; it's time to *find* out whether you're a true GNU/Linux nerd. *Note: please not type any of commands on this page into your terminal without first looking them up.*