Add some galleries

_data/galleries.js

@@ -1,4 +1,81 @@
 export default [
+	{
+		title: "Cooking",
+		description: "Some stuff I've made in the kitchen.",
+		synopsis: "Some stuff I've made in the kitchen.",
+		url: "/img/gallery/food/",
+		date: new Date("October 20, 2025"),
+		galleryImage: "_DSC0036_compressed.webp",
+		galleryImageAlt: "",
+		pictures: [
+			{
+				title: "A batch of palmiers",
+				filename: "_DSC0033_compressed.webp",
+				altText:
+					"Fifteen sugar-encrusted palmier pastries on a cooling rack atop a wooden table. The cookies are curled on both ends such that they resemble ears.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"Fifteen sugar-encrusted palmier pastries on a cooling rack atop a wooden table. The cookies are curled on both ends such that they resemble ears.",
+				caption:
+					"2025-10-18 - Part of a batch of palmiers I made over the weekend; these crunchy, sugary little ears are quite possibly my favorite thing to make with a box of frozen puff pastry.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "Would you believe this is tofu?",
+				filename: "double-frozen-silken-tofu.webp",
+				altText:
+					"What looks like seared sliced chicken breast on top of some greens next to some pickled beet slices.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"What looks like seared sliced chicken breast on top of some greens next to some pickled beet slices.",
+				caption:
+					"2025-03-27 - This is what you get if you freeze and defrost silken tofu twice, press hard to drain all water, then sear in a pan.",
+			},
+		],
+	},
+	{
+		title: "Illustration",
+		description:
+			"I'm not much of an illustrator, but here are a few things I've done over the years.",
+		synopsis:
+			"I'm not much of an illustrator, but here are a few things I've done over the years.",
+		url: "/img/gallery/illustration/",
+		date: new Date("October 20, 2025"),
+		galleryImage: "doodle.webp",
+		galleryImageAlt: "",
+		pictures: [
+			{
+				title: "Just a wee ice-cream doodle",
+				filename: "doodle.webp",
+				altText:
+					"A rubber-hose doodle of an ice cream cone holding two mini ice-cream cones.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"A rubber-hose doodle of an ice cream cone holding two mini ice-cream cones.",
+				caption:
+					"Doodled this one day and decided to do a vector trace for fun.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "A vector illustration of a vape",
+				filename: "Evod Vector-01_white_copy.webp",
+				altText: "A vector illustration of an old-school Evod vape pen.",
+				thumbAltText: "A vector illustration of an old-school Evod vape pen.",
+				caption:
+					"I made this many years ago when vapes were just hitting the market for a website selling e-liquid. The site actually won Adobe Muse Site of the Day!",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "A vector illustration of an empty e-liquid bottle",
+				filename: "10MlBottleVector-08_copy.webp",
+				altText: "A vector illustration of a 10ml e-liquid bottle.",
+				thumbAltText: "A vector illustration of a 10ml e-liquid bottle.",
+				caption: "I also made this for the aforementioned website.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "A vector illustration of a Sony Xperia Phone",
+				filename: "sony illustration-01.webp",
+				altText: "A vector illustration of an old-school Sony Xperia phone.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"A vector illustration of an old-school Sony Xperia phone.",
+				caption: "I made this just for fun. It took ages.",
+			},
+		],
+	},
 	{
 		title: "Pop Tart Flavor Memes",
 		description:
@@ -360,4 +437,71 @@ export default [
 			},
 		],
 	},
+	{
+		title: "Shots on film",
+		description: "Some random pictures I took on film years ago.",
+		synopsis: "Some random pictures I took on film years ago.",
+		url: "/img/gallery/film/",
+		date: new Date("October 20, 2025"),
+		galleryImage: "3.webp",
+		galleryImageAlt: "",
+		pictures: [
+			{
+				title: "Tat",
+				filename: "1.webp",
+				altText:
+					"A not-very-good close-up of some oils, spices, and sauces on a kitchen counter.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"A not-very-good close-up of some oils, spices, and sauces on a kitchen counter.",
+				caption: "I do like to take pictures of random tat.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "A scented candle",
+				filename: "2.webp",
+				altText: "A scented candle on the corner of a table.",
+				thumbAltText: "A scented candle on the corner of a table.",
+				caption: "More tat.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "A pretty old camera",
+				filename: "3.webp",
+				altText: "A blurry Pentax camera.",
+				thumbAltText: "A blurry Pentax camera.",
+				caption:
+					"Given to me, like the camera I am using to take the picture, by a photography friend years ago.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "Double exposure tat",
+				filename: "4.webp",
+				altText:
+					"A double exposure of a carved wood incense burner in the shape of a man and a surreal silk painting.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"A double exposure of a carved wood incense burner in the shape of a man and a surreal silk painting.",
+				caption: "Is that a box of Satya in the background? Hard to say.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "Birds on pot",
+				filename: "5.webp",
+				altText: "Some bird silhouettes sat atop a chimney pot.",
+				thumbAltText: "Some bird silhouettes sat atop a chimney pot.",
+				caption: "Dare to resist pot.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "Streetlamp",
+				filename: "6.webp",
+				altText:
+					"A streetlamp with snow on top, by some snowy trees, all in front of a stone building.",
+				thumbAltText:
+					"A streetlamp with snow on top, by some snowy trees, all in front of a stone building.",
+				caption: "Pretty sure I took this through a window.",
+			},
+			{
+				title: "The cutting edge",
+				filename: "7.webp",
+				altText: "A small electric paper guillotine.",
+				thumbAltText: "A small electric paper guillotine.",
+				caption: "Lost a fingernail to this thing once.",
+			},
+		],
+	},
 ];