module.exports = {
	onScience: `
	_________________________________________
	(  Once, when the secrets of science were )
	( the jealously guarded property of a     )
	( small priesthood, the common man had no )
	( hope of mastering their arcane          )
	( complexities. Years of study in musty   )
	( classrooms were prerequisite to         )
	( obtaining even a dim, incoherent        )
	( knowledge of science.                   )
	(                                         )
	( Today all that has changed: a dim,      )
	( incoherent knowledge of science is      )
	( available to anyone.                    )
	(                                         )
	( -- Tom Weller, "Science Made Stupid"    )
	 -----------------------------------------
					o   ^__^
					 o  (oo)\\_______
							(__)\\       )\\/\\
									||----w |
									||     ||`
}
